FOIL Loot, the Pathfinder (PPDFT-212) - Promo Pack: Aetherdrift - Magic The Gathering Character Version_Carefree Surfer Maple Lane was a picturesque

Maple Lane was a picturesque suburban neighborhood until teens started dying in their sleep

This game is hilarious

Read a Dad Joke off of the card and do so WITHOUT SMILING OR LAUGHING

each fully assembled and painted

or be found in the company of thieves and black marketeers

FOIL Loot, the Pathfinder (PPDFT-212) - Promo Pack: Aetherdrift - Magic The Gathering Character Version_Carefree Surfer Maple Lane was a picturesqueCondition: Near Mint. Image is sample only. Real cards may vary slightly in centering, colour, or print details. Card TypeLegendary Creature Beast Noble RarityMythic Double strike, vigilance, haste Exhaust G, T: Add three mana of any one color. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.) Exhaust U, T: Draw three cards. Exhaust R, T: Loot deals 3 damage to any target.